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Census Archive
Who actually watches Tenzin, and how chat changes between each census.
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JuqBuq Heist, Vault 15
🏦 2,175
How it works
  • 🎯Scratch THE TARGETS (3 winning symbols), then THE LOOT. Any of your symbols matching a target wins the prize under it.
  • 🎲3 or more of a kind inside THE LOOT pays every one of those spots, no match needed.
  • 🥓MyLard is an insta-win: that prize is yours, no match needed.
  • 👑tenzinGold wins every prize on the card. It is nearly a myth.
  • 🌀THE GETAWAY multiplies your whole ticket: x1, x2, x5, x10.
  • 🏦One heist a day. Everything you crack out of the vault banks as JuqBuqs.
Odds (per ticket)
ThingChance
Ticket wins at least one prize~50%
Target matches (1 / 2 / 3 / 4 spots)27% / 10% / 4% / 1%
3-of-a-kind / 4-of-a-kind6.5% / 1.5%
🥓 MyLard appears8%
👑 tenzinGold appears0.5%
Getaway x2 / x5 / x1014% / 5% / 1%
Prize table (per spot)
JuqBuqs51020501002505001,000
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